Relee the Squirrel's Domain

Relee and Alex's Adventure in Insanity

A tree of conversation replies posted to FurAffinity by Relee the Squirrel and Alex Reynard

Relee

Oh sweet! I <3 Minniefication. Obviously, since I won the contest you're refering to. XD

I'll pop a link over to Foxx, since you asked Ciasmi to I'm guessing you didn't yourself. XD

alexreynard

Oh, well no bother, I just sent one myself. Although I'm not sure it was the right email addy, so I guess you can if ya like.

And Wowie Zowie!! I can see why you won!! I just read your tale and was really impressed. I loved the descriptions of the futuristic fabric actually changing his shape instead of the other way around, and then the Minnie personality asserting itself! Murr! Nifty!

Relee

Glad you liked it Alex! <3

I figured in the future they would have expanded space pockets inside clothing so you could change size however you wanted. It was definately a stand-out doing a sci-fi Minnie TF compared to all the magical ones you normally see. ^.^

alexreynard

Sci-fi based transformy stuff makes me murr. I love the idea of applying it to snuffie, too. Like, being full of nanobots so that all your body parts can be taken apart like a toy. :)

Relee

*pops your head off like a dandelion and hides it in a box somewhere, for your headless body to play hide-and-seek!*

alexreynard

Sorry, sweetie, but you're gonna have to get a bit more creative than that! ;)

Relee

Oh blagh Alex! What did you eat before you ate my nose? This stinks! XD

alexreynard

My humble apologies! Actually, I had shrimp stir fry for dinner.

Relee

*eyes her somewhat slimy nose with a funny look* Oh, I'm a little allergic to shrimp. They give me a tummy ache. Also they creep me out. *giggles and suddenly has a much lighter butt* Haaaaaaaay! *grabs your tail and hangs it over her shoulders like a mink stole* Two can play that game Foxy.

alexreynard

Oh noes! We are fur-wearers now! ;)

Relee

Ohnoes! You're right! *sticks a foxboy tail to her butt* Better hide it...

alexreynard

Oo, fluffy!

Relee

Yipe! Hay, your voice is kinda high pitched for a boy isn't it? *giggles*

alexreynard

Oop, I think I got your larynx by mistake.

Relee

*pulls out a paintbrush* Okay it's time to get silly! *paints long eyelashes on your face and glues a big bow between your ears*

alexreynard

I have not yet begun to get silly!

Relee

*giggles a lot* My contract specifically says I am to be drawn as a Squirrel!

*paints your clothes into pastel pink ballet tights with a huge frilly tutu, and dabs your nose into a heart-shape with a glob of paint*

alexreynard

This means war!!

Relee

Eek! Scalymammal! *cartoonishly smacks you across the room with a penistail, but then chases after you and force-feeds you a mysterious pink elixir!*

There! Now that cuteification potion will fry your brain into a happy-sappy wonderland! Mwu hu ha ha ha!

alexreynard

Damn you, black-hearted vartlet!!

Relee

Hum, that's odd, you shouldn't be able to say things like that anymore! *holds up pink soap with the word 'cute' embossed on it* Better wash out your mouth with cutey-talk soap to make you talk cutesy! <3

alexreynard

Sorry, my dear Relee, but my brain and layrnx are permanently transformation-proof. I just like my intelligenge too damn much.

However, when one tries such a transformation on me, there are often strange side effects. Ooooo, that's new.

Relee

Oh rats. XD

*jumps into your lap* Well you look positively cleanseriffic now; wanna give me a bath, cutie? <3

alexreynard

Soitenly!

Scrubba-scrubba-scrubba, scrubbin' my squirrel!

Relee

*giggles a lot, inside your body and covered by scrubbing bubbles!* Oh this is crazy! I love it! Ack I got some in my mouth!

alexreynard

Better, m'lady?

Relee

Oooh it tastes like chocolocolate! *slurps up your soapiness*

alexreynard

(This is becoming one of the most adorably strange chats I've had here on FA!)

Relee

*reaches up to scratch her bubbly ear, but her arm is inside your bubble, so you end up scratching your bubbly ear instead*

( We totally win FA bingo )

alexreynard

Ah, I think you're sufficient clean now! Tee hee!

Relee

*blows you a chocolate bubble-kiss* You're such a sweetiefox, you know that Alex? *giggle*

alexreynard

Awww! Thank you, Relee!

Mmmmm....

Relee

*soaks up into your carpet, turning your carpet chocolate flavoured. Also alive* Ooooh I feel funny... Uh, I think I'm stuck to the floor.

alexreynard

Relee

*spins around in the tiny tornado!* Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

alexreynard

Woohoo!

Relee

OH MY GAWD THAT FOX TOUCHED ME EVERYWHERE! XD

alexreynard

We foxes do tend to yiff/grope/rub up against everything we come into contact with. ^__^

Relee

Foxies are famous for it. Everybody knows foxes are horny all the time and want to get down with my adorable squirreliness.

alexreynard

Hellz yeah! Those fluffy tails are great to snuggle up against when we're sweepin' your backdoor. ^__^

Relee

Eeeee Alex you're such a fox! <3

*huggles you up the crazy!*

alexreynard

I do my best!

Relee

*giggles and feeds you candy as a substitution*

alexreynard

Relee

Ackkk... *goes quiet as she's suddenly a hard-candy statue! A very delicious-looking hard-candy statue...*

alexreynard

Mmmmm! You're quite yummy. And just the thing I need to sooth my sore throat. (Been having an allergy thing for about a week now)

Relee

*slowly dissolves in Alex's mouth, soothing vapours flowing down his throat and clearing his sinuses*

alexreynard

Ahhhhhh, much better! Thanks, Relee!

Relee

*melts away into a cute fox-boy and chubs out his tummy when she turns directly into fat*

alexreynard

Ooo, I've never been suddenly chubbified before. I feel not unlike a Care Bear with all this excess pudge.

Relee

*shines up your fur and sticks a big red heart on your tummy. She giggles, but since she's your tummy it comes out your mouth instead*

alexreynard

Eeeeeeyah. I severely hope being turned into one of these puffy 80s cutebominations hasn't lowered my IQ any. Oh well, I suppose there are advantages. CARE BEAR STARE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Relee

*giggles and shoots out of your tummy in a beam, and smacks into a pollitician* Ack! *tackles politician*

alexreynard

Eat him, eat him, eat him!!! :D

Relee

Are you telling me to eat a politician? Gross! XD

I'd rather nibble on you a bit! *skips over to Alex and noms on his elbow*

alexreynard

Is elbow delicious?

Relee

*giggles* Not particularly but this is too adorable not to do! *big grins*

alexreynard

Well then, eat more parts of me that ARE delicious! ;)

Relee

*puts a finger onna chin* Oh but golly, what part of a Foxyboi is deliciocious I wonder? *leans forward* Hmmmmm?

alexreynard

BEHOLD!

Relee

Oh my GOSH! *chews on your carpet*

alexreynard

You, ah, do know that the meat 'n potatoes tends to be more flavorful than the parsley?

Relee

Oh really? *giggles a lot*

*opens wide and NOMS ONNA FOXYCOCK!*

alexreynard

Glee!

Relee

Mmmm... Tasty wowwy-pop! *suckle suckle suck-suck!*

alexreynard

Relee

*fluffs up her tail a lot, ticking your face with her tail as she tickles your foxycock with her tounge*

alexreynard

Say, do you like whipped cream?

Relee

*mumbles around a foxycock* Oh yesh whippesh cweeam ish goodsh.

alexreynard

Ah, excellent!

Relee

*slurrrrrrrps it up all wet and shloppy and sweet* Mmmmmmmmmmmm! *puckers up and starts sucking it out of you like a straw*

alexreynard

OoooooOOoooOOOOOOH! Now I know what a milkshake feels like! ^__^

Relee

Cshurrtcsh!!! Awwwe it's empty. *licks the tip and then hops up, standing and giving you a big tight hug!*

alexreynard

Was that an 'empty milkshake cup slurping' sound effect? Tee hee!

Relee

Oh yes it was! You're such a clever foxie-pooh! *tummy rumbles, then expands!* Ack! All that whipped cream is making me FAT! *giant belly stretches out and gloms onto you!*

alexreynard

Yaaaay! Squirrels are especially cute when they're all roly-poly! Oooooo, warm 'n squishy like a beanbag chair! ;)

Relee

Eee! I'm flopsy and I can't get up! *waves her big bushy tail over you like a blanket*

alexreynard

Murrrrr!

Relee

*noms on bon-bons as she grows super-big and soft and round and suddenly POP-POP-POP! Her arms and legs turn into bed posts! What was in those bon-bons?*

alexreynard

...magical bedification fruit? You look even cuter than before like this, Relee.

Relee

*is so soft yet bouncey, but you'd better be careful you don't fall off and hit your head!*

alexreynard

True! But of course, I can always just hit my head right here! Tee hee! Look, birdies!

Relee

Oh oh! You're cuckoo in the coconut! *wraps you up in a straitjaacket made out of patchwork quilts!*

alexreynard

Oo, colorful! (And was that a Frontier Psychiatrist reference?)

Relee

*licks you with a giant tounge from her headboard* This boy needs therapy.

*opens her mouth wide and swallows your quilted form down her wooden-headboard and stuffs you inside her mattress-tummy where you are nestled among memoryfoam and pocketcoils*

alexreynard

Purely psychosomatic! (There are no words for how much I love that music video!)

Yeep! Hmm, the foam's nice, but the coils are a bit poky. Tee hee! I'm sure you can think of some use for those! ;)

Relee

*tentacle-rapes you* Is it still tentacle rape when it's willing? We'll just have to work harder.

(I only saw the video recently, I had an MP3 for a long time.)

alexreynard

Nope; then it's just regular tentacle sex. And make sure you get one nice 'n deep up my hiney!

Relee

*squirmy tentacle sexes your pert foxy tush along with your mouth ears nostrils and urethra!*

alexreynard

Mrrrf rrr graaarrr!

(Translation: You forgot my bellybutton and tear ducts!)

Relee

Hee hee, I was thinking 'golly maybe I should do his belly button and tear ducts' but I decided not to go that far. I'll know better next time! *more tentasex*

alexreynard

Speaking telepathically: 'Huzzah! I am completely filled with bedtentacles!'

Relee

*gradually pressurizes with cum and tentaslime, more and more as the matress fills up like a soft coushiny womb untill... suddenly there is a loud ripping noise and you feel yourself rushing out of the tear along with the flow of tender juices. As you regain your bearings you find yourself transformed! You are now an anthropomorphic crib; a baby bed!*

alexreynard

Well, that makes sense. If a bed gave birth, it'd be a crib. Now i just need a little baby squirrel to lie in me... ;)

Relee

*groans and stretches with the sound of cracking wood then suddenly POP! in a puff of steam Relee is back to normal! She grabs a diaper from your stash and wiggles her legs into it* I think it's nap time, don't you Cribby?

alexreynard

Absolutely! Hop on in! (Alex is speaking from an animate wooden carving of his face in the headboard) :)

Relee

*rolls over onto your mattress, curling up with the blanket* Mmmmm such a cosy crib.

alexreynard

^__^

Also, would it be alright to post this wonderfully enormous conversation as a FA submission after (if!) we ever finish?

Relee

*suck suck suck nap-time*

(( Ehh why not, it's already posted on FA on one of your submissions. XD ))

alexreynard

(Hooray! Thanx!)

Relee

*naps patiently untill the arms get there, suddenly waking up and blinking in surprise! What's goin' on? she thinks, gagged silent by the creamy pacifier*

alexreynard

Padding time, little rodent!

Relee

*rolls over onto her back, and waves her arms in the air, quietly suckling on the pacifier and enjoying the creamy substance that comes out. She has a big smile on her face*

alexreynard

Awwww, I love making sweet li'l squirrels happy. ^__^

Relee

Eep! *giggles a ton, rolling around on her back as you tickle her so much! She squeals into the pacifier but can't get it out to say anything!*

alexreynard

Relee

*eyes well up with tears as she squirms and squeals on your soft mattress, the tickling! Oh, the tickling!*

alexreynard

Awww, I don't want you to cry, little one!

Relee

*wiggles a bit more, and sticks her whole footpaw in your mouth*

alexreynard

Mmmm, delicious! Should i bite them off like little hot dogs, sweetie? ;)

Relee

*giggles and sits up slowly, poking you in the nose and smiling*

alexreynard

I'll take that as a yes! Oooh, so tasty! :9

Relee

*squeals and wobbles in the crib of your body, rolling back and forth! She giggles excitely and waves her arms at you*

alexreynard

All toes gone! Shall I do the other foot now, little fluffy one?

Relee

*eyes roll back in her head and she sticks out her other paw, if you want it*

alexreynard

Of course I do! Nummy num toes!

Relee

*coos and smiles, waving her toe-less feet in the air like she's an inkblot or something*

alexreynard

Hey, there's an idea!

Relee

*can't stop bobbing her head to the music and sucking her pacifier in time with the beat*

alexreynard

Relee

*happy-boppy squeakapalooza! Relee sticks her head through the bars of your cribness with a loud POP! Still bopping up and down to the music*

alexreynard

Relee

*all her parts slip through the bars of the crib, bopping along with the music right out of the nursery! Uh oh, you're letting the baby get away! Bad crib! Better make things right*

alexreynard

I'll get you, you naughty squirrel!

Relee

*the rest of her, which is disconnected yet anthropomorphic like Rayman or something, is running off down the road. Oh no! Fast cars and loose women! Better hurry up and catch the rest of her!*

alexreynard

Resistance is futile! Soon I will eat you up for, like, the 45th time in this thing!! ;)

Relee

You squish relee's arms and legs, but her feet and hands are just floating around her torso. Now she REALLY looks like Inkblot Rayman! She makes a face at you, "Nya nya!" and runs up the fire escape of the abandonned nuclear hospital!

alexreynard

Time to bring out the emergency cub-nabbing equipment! Ha ha! You look like a big rice cake now!

Relee

*falls harmlessly off the fire escape, landing in a dark alleyway surrounded by gangsters and giant rats and a grizzly bear and an octopus in a bucket!*

alexreynard

Belay that squirrel!

Relee

*Relee is gently carried off by the loving and compassionate Alexbot, still sucking on her pacifier in tune with the beat; the pacifier seems to have replaced her mouth entirely when she got ink-blotted! As they go off to wherever Alex is taking her baby-bits, she pauses to wonder how 'belay' makes any sense in that situation*

alexreynard

'Belay' just sounded funny. ;)

(I liked the pacifier thing quite a bit, BTW. Permanent clothing, or clothing replacing skin is something I find quite interesting.)

Relee

Relee stands perfectly still in the Alex crib, so glue-paralyzed that she can't even bop in time to the music!

(I'm glad you enjoyed it too, feel free to pull stuff like that on me any time)

alexreynard

Hmmm. How will I ever get poor Relee unstuck? Maybe I never will. Maybe I'll just leave her like this... Forever! >:D

Relee

*stands perfectly still in the Alex-crib for a thousand years, untill a thousand years later, when archaologists from a thousand years in the future use technology that exists a thousand years from now to unseal the thousand year old cement covering the rubberized inkblot baby squirrel that has stood there for a THOUSAND YEARS*

alexreynard

You okay there? You looked like you were having one heck of a weird dream, there!

Relee

*blink blink* Oh I was just having an internalized off-broadway play. Did you get me a Frosty?

alexreynard

Heck yeah, i got Frosties. They are the nectar of the Gods.

By the way, dah-ling, i heard you like mind control, correct? How's that?

(I've got some really interesting ideas for this, so run with it! ;D)

Relee

*slurps up delicious grey goo that threatens to consume all matter in the universe* Ahhhhh...

*stretches her shoulders as you sculpt them into shoulders* Oh that feels delightful. Do you moonlight as a massage table?

And yes I LOVE mind control, why do you DU-HAY.... *her tounge lols out of her mouth as her brain is removed through the convenient hatch*

alexreynard

How's this for controlling your mind, eh? This will allow you to watch while I make your body do all sorts of unsavory things. Tee hee!

You! Your name is no longer Relee. I think I'll call you... hmm... Larissa. Yes, that suits the brattly li'l slutgirl I'll soon change you into. Wanna cigarette?

Relee

Relee's brain, seat of conciousness and spooky grey mass, plunks down into the ominously complicated device that has a strange brain-sized couch inside facing a window...

Relee's brainless body on the other hand turns its head on the side, a big dopey grin from ear to ear. "Uh-huh-huh... sure! Why not?" says 'Larissa'.

alexreynard

( No Subject ) Posted: 2 months ago

Hahahaha! My corruption of the squirrel begins. Now; dress yourself as an evil cheerleader! What do you think so far? Larissa will completely take over your life and you will be powerless to stop it! ;)

Relee

Larissa smokes away, then giggles and says, "Whatever you want, cutie!" while she looks around for an 'evil' cheerleader uniform... "Hey how does an evil cheerleader dress?" it seems that the brainless Larissa is too stupid to figure it out on her own.

Meanwhile Relee shakes her brainy-fist in the tank and shouts, "CURSE YOU FLASH GORDON!!!!!!!! I mean, cut that out! Smoking is bad for you! I'm a good girl! Without her brain my poor body is too stupid to know good from bad!"

alexreynard

Here ya go.

Relee

Larissa carefully works her way into the cheerleader outfit, almost falling over as Alex pushes out her breasts. Fortunately he pushes out her butt right after to balance things out. The skirt barely covers her balloon butt, the cheeks peeking out just under the hem. She gets a funny look on her face as Alex sticks his fingers in her mouth, then her eyebrows seem a bit more slanted as he works her lips into a sneer. She needs help tying her sneakers, Alex is such a sweetheart to help dress her up! Then he finishes her off with those slutty hair bunches with ribbons in the team colours...

Meanwhile Relee the Brain is hammering on the glass of her container with brainy fists of fury! "Hey cut it out! I'm supposed to be cute and nice, not sexy and mean! Let me out of here!" But Larissa just looks at the brain in a tank and sneers. Who needs brains when you've got a body like this!

alexreynard

Now stand still, Larissa...

Relee

Relee leans up against the glass window of her prison and gasps at Larissa's newest change. Soon Relee's brain is blushing heavily, "Oh gosh, too much makeup..." she says.

(Yay for The Fifth Element! I always thought it was hawt that the future mcdonalds girls had on uniform makeup. XD )

alexreynard

(I just watched that movie a coupla days ago! Love the costumes!)

Now, Larissa... You're a grownup squirrel. You don't need your silly, childish toys anymore. I want you to go to your closet and find that garbge bag of your old plushies. Bring it to me!

Relee

Larissa giggles a bit in that evil cheerleader way and says, "Whatever you want, cutie!" as she marches over to her closet, pulling out a large garbage bag stuffed with precious childhood treasures. She holds the hefty black plastic bag out to Alex, her heavily-made up face still stuck in that permenant demeaning sneer.

Relee's brain is hammering on the glass of her container. "Oh no! What are you doing? You leave those precious childhood treasures alone!" she cries, her brainy fists thumping dully against the glass.

alexreynard

Oh, come now! You were the one who put them in a garbage bag in the first place. You must subconsciously *want* to see them get thrown away in the stinky trash!

My naughty little slutslave; be a dear and take this old junk out to the curb. And don't forget to come back!

Just think of it... Your poor defenseless toys tossed in the back of the smelly garbage truck... Getting squashed and covered in dirty, filthy garbage... Then taken away to be buried at the dump FOREVER!!! And they'll know it was *you* who betrayed them to the garbageman. Or at least, your body! Ha ha ha!! >:D

Relee

Relee's brain whines and cries as she smears down the glass of her structurally ambiguous container. "Noooo! Larissa! I mean, my body! Don't do it!" she shouts as the bouncy evil cheerleader sqiurrel flounces out the door. Then she turns to Alex, a big sad expression on her brainy face. "It was just a convenient storage medium! I didn't have any good boxes! Please don't throw them out, I'll do whatever you want!"

alexreynard

Tut tut, dear, Leelee! I'm afraid it's plush-dumping time and there's nothing I can do about it. Larissa's already gone with them. Oh, and here she comes now!

Now, my brainless little bonbon, go forth and procure another black plastic abyss and entomb within it every remaining plush-to-be-punished your eyes can ferret out!

"Huh?"

Go get another trash bag and fill it with all the other stuffed animals in the house.

"Oh! Okay!"

Relee

Relee shrieks! "No! No! Please! I said I'd do anything you want, just DON'T THROW OUT MY CAREBEARS!" she cries, slamming on the glass pitifully as Larissa works her way room to room, gathering all of Relee's adorable little friends and bagging them. Relee in a can whimpers pathetically as she is forced to watch Larissa make her home a much less cute place.

alexreynard

(BTW if you really don't like anything I'm doing, you can PM me about it, of course)

Hmmm... It seems like this bag could possibly hold a few more... I guess I'll just have to fix that! Now, when I give the word, Larissa, you fire!

LARISSA: Ummm, okay. But won't it, like, shoot you?

Yessss, that is kind of what I was planning on. Oh, just do it! Shoot us!!

Relee

(Don't worry, it's not like you're throwing out my plushies irl... XD )

Relee waves her brainy arms at Larissa and shouts, "Hey cut it out you bad me!" but Larissa just shrugs and fires the raygun at Alex and Relee. Down down down they shrink into and adorable fox and squirrel plush pair. Seems Relee is squirrely again, and not just a brain... but she can't move either.

Larissa gets a dumb, confused look on her face for a whole minute, then notices a pair of plushies on the floor. "Oh yuck, I forgot two of those things. In you go!" she says, dropping Alex and Relee into the garbage bag and tying it up.

Thumpa thumpa thumpa goes the bag as plush Alex and plush Relee are carried out to the curb atop a bagfull of Care Bears and stuffed nick-knacks.

alexreynard

That's absolutely astonishing.

What?

That Larissa was able to figure out that i wanted her to throw us away without my having to tell her first. Larissa! After we're gone, make sure to smoke too much, drink too much, trash the house, be rude to everyone, and just generally ruin Relee's whole life and look good doing it!

Whatever!

Relee

I think she was just too stupid to remember you were bossing her around a minute ago, and reverted to your previous order, you big meany.

Oh, and how are we talking? We're inanimate plushies in a trash bag!

Beep! Beep! Beep! *huck-chash!* Vrummmm.....

alexreynard

Hey, I like the idea of being talking plushies; able to communicate but totally unable to do anything about our predicament! ;)

Well, it's certainly nice and warm in here!

Relee

Relee has a banana peel cramed up her groin as her stuffing leaks out and soaks up garbage water. Fortunately Relee and Alex are close enough to talk still. Relee sighs, "Oh bother, I'm soaking up garbage water! What kind of little kid would want to snuggle me now? We're just going to decompose in the dump you know." she says, secretly enjoying the experience of being trash.

alexreynard

Hey, I'd certainly like to snuggle you! In fact... There's no reason for us to remain frozen. after all, it's not like we could possibly escape our fate now. We'll be crushed in with all your favorite plushies, surrounded by leaky trash and fun stinky smells, at the bottom of a dump forever. We've got a little while before we reach the landfill. any ideas on how to... pass the time? ;)

Relee

Relee wiggles closer to Alex, her wet stuffing gobbing up on his leg. "At least I'm not loosing them after all, I guess..." she says, rubbing her stubby mitten-hand against the mitt of one of her old plushies... or is that a roadkill skunk?

She sighs and nuzzles Alex back, already forgiving him for ruining her life and slutifying her body. "I don't know Alex... It's pretty tight in here, all this trash is pressing down on me pretty hard."

alexreynard

Re: skunk-> Couldn't be; they have separate trucks for picking up roadkill... I think. ;)

Oh, but that just means it's easier for us to snuggle, my dear! I think it's actually quite cozy in here.

Relee

(Not all roadkill is gathered by the city. Sometimes people find them in front of the house and decide to bag them, I think)

Relee kisses Alex back, untill their faces get stuck to eachother by loose threads and goopy stuffing. Relee also wraps her arms around Alex, and they get squished tightly together under the heavy pressure of the garbage. They might look like a fuzzy baseball if someone opened the trash bin right now.

alexreynard

(Well then, maybe some yiffy undead skunks, squirrels or possums will come visit us in the dump then? ;) )

Relee! I think some of our animate stuffing has gotten into your other plushies!

Relee

(If you like you kinky bastich. <3 )

Relee moans as she feels her body orgasming all over, "Ohhhh....! How nice for us... Nnngh!" she moans and groans, barely twitching in the high pressure environment as she begins to loose touch with her own physical identity and state. Is that banana peel part of her body now? It feels like 'me'. She strokes Alex' blank plushie groin with a slimy banana peel portion.

alexreynard

Mmmm, my sweet Relee. It's like we're becoming little toy garbage zombies! Isn't it fun?

Relee

Relee giggles excitedly as old styrofoam cups start to bond with her arms. "You and your mad science!" she says through the kiss as a pair of old bottlecaps stick to her footpaws.

Soon things seem brighter and more comfortable, as everything around them toons out. The truck pours more garbage in, but that garbage is quickly getting tooned as well! Relee and Alex keep snuggling together tightly as they change. At this rate there may be a whole village of living trash critters by the time they reach the dump!

alexreynard

That looks like fun. Wanna give it a go...? ;)

Relee

Relee blushes as she watches the explosive plush orgy. "Golly, my precious childhood memories are having an orgy in the garbage dump and exploding. Why wouldn't I want to join in?" she says, suddenly throwing her body against Alex and rotating her flat banana-covered groin against his hotly.

alexreynard

Relee

Relee moans and gasps as her banana peel works its way into Alex. For a moment she wonders how she became 'the guy' before the more pressing concern of her succulent new trash-tits and the lucious feeling of Alex's attention. She wraps her arms around behind Alex and squeezes tight, pushing more of his stuffing out and putting even more pressure on his body AND hers. She tilts her head back in response to Alex's kisses, letting him kiss all over her neck and muzzle. But as they play the pressure builds, more and more...

alexreynard

Relee

Relee holds Alex close, so close that their bodies start to fuse even as their stuffing charges with pressure. "Ohhh Ohhh OHHHHHHHH! This is gonna be it Alex!" cries Relee as she begins to climax, waist deep in a garbage pile! The two of them seem to glow brightly for a moment as something happens and their very souls are infused with the essence of supreme pleasure as they explode!

alexreynard

Relee

(( Mmm... That was delightful, but I have no idea what to add! XD ))

alexreynard

(Well, think up something wildly implausible! After all, being authors, we ARE omnipotent! ;D)

Relee

And so their souls rested at the bottom of the dump FOR A THOUSAND YEARS. Time passed and man realized he was not a feeling creature after all, and instead evolved into a wicked cool cyborg race. It was really badass and there was a war with zombies and dragons but Relee and Alex missed it because they were dead. But one day in the future, that is all about to change...

The space circus has come to planet Fronobulax! (what did you think this was all happening on earth? As if!) And the fronobulaxians have become very ecologically minded after their war against the zombies and dragons. The space circus is welcomed to use the old garbage dump for raw materials as it creates new android performers.

The ancient trash is dematerialized into its base components and rematerialized into a pair of androids. Androids who are bound with THE IMMORTAL SOULS OF THE ANCIENT DEAD.

Relee and Alex open their glowing eye-lenses and blink a few times in the bright lights of the Space Circus's android lab. Next to them, Mad Maddie McMadscientist the official Mad Scientist of the Space Circus. Above them hangs a ceiling mounted mirror, because Mad Maddie is quite Mad, and thinks that androids would like to see themselves when they wake up.

Alex can see his body is dramatically different from before. For one thing, he's entirely made out of metal! His metal body is sculpted into the shape of a chubby anthropomorphic fox, only three feet tall, but clothes are also sculpted onto his form. A red waistcoat and black pants matched with shiny red boot-like feet, and a top-hat that can unlock from his head so that he can take it off when he bows dramatically. His cartoony face-mask is painted bright white, with a red smile painted over his mouth-less robotic muzzle, a blue star over his left eye, and a polished red clown nose at the tip.

Laying beside him on the slab is his assistant-droid, inhabited by Relee, who is forced by her programming to do as he commands. She looks like...

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Alex awakes and is quite pleased at his new appearance! The colors look great, his metal self is nice 'n shiny, he and Relee both have artificial fur tails, and he's got a special fondness for top hats anyway! He especially enjoys that his new liquid computer gel mind is far more efficient than his old meat one. His thoughts are brisk and organized, while still leaving room for his personality, originality and creativity.

He glances beside him and sees a vision of cuteness in white, pink and green. Relee is slightly shorter than him and also metallic. Most of her 'fur' is a gleaming coppery color, but with a circle of white on her face. Her titanium buck teeth poke out, proud and cute. Her nose is big and candy-pink, likewise her painted-on smile. Sea-green circles dot her cheeks, the same color of her new eyelids and eyeshadow. Her hair is a fwoomp of magenta plastic curls. She has petite white gloves, bulbous pink shoes with heels, plus a whit ruffled plastic party dress busting with pink and green polka dots. Her appearance gives the impression of a ceramic knick-knack squirrel, or one made of peppermint candy. That is, except for the decorative retro-robot seams and 'rivets' that both she and Alex have.

Alex nudges Relee lightly to wake her up. His joints move with a soft, pleasant whirr. "Well, long time no see, eh? I certainly do feel refreshed after such a nice, long nap!"

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Relee stretches her arms and legs out in a wide X as her clowndroid vocalizer projects a high-pitched yawn. "Oh, hello Alex! Good morning." she squeaks, then giggles at her silly sounding voice. "Oh golly, do I look as silly as you do?" she asks, before noticing that the you beside her matches the one in the mirror. "Oh GOLLY! Look at me! I'm a robot! Beep boop beep!" she says, honking her own nose playfully.

Beside them, Mad Maddie McMadscientist the Mad Scientist shuffles up to the slab and says, "Good morning new clowndroids, and welcome to the Space Circus! We've just brought your minds online, are you ready to perform in the show?" Mad Maddie looks like a little old lady in a lab coat, her white hair is tied up in a bun. She looks completely human, but she's definately a cyborg underneath those old-fashioned wrinkles.

Relee sits up slowly and slides off the slab and her heavy metal shoes clang loudly against the metal floor. She does a quick twirl to test her balance, but falls on her butt with a loud "HONK!" from her internal sound effects device. She breaks out into a gigglefit as her clownish programming asserts itself.

Right across the room there's a short ramp leading from the sterile lab into a recreation of a classic circus tent, complete with a tamped dirt floor!

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Alex the Ringmasterbot slides off the bed with a loud CLANK. He's not sure at first if he knows how to be a ringmaster, but finds happily that he's already been programmed with all the knowledge he'll need. "Cool! C'mon Relee, let's go put on a show!"

She giggles and reaches up to give his red rubber nose a honk. Then they walk hand in hand out of the lab. A roaring cheer goes up from the crowd. Alex's sharp android eyes scan the crowd and see that in a thousand years, people have loosened up quite a bit! Everyone in the stands is either naked, yiffing, masturbating or looking like they're about to. 'Oooh, this'll make things easier!'

Alex strides forward confidently, then intentionally trips on the ring and he and Relee go tumbling to center stage. Both clowndroids pop back up with a flourish, making cute clanking noises with every move. "Good evening, rabies and jellybeans! Welcome to the greatest yiff on Earth, er, Fronobulax!"

"This is my adorable assistant Relee. She has been a naughty squirrel. So naughty in fact, that I think I need to give her a good, hard spanking in front of all of you, so she'll learn her lesson!" The crowd cheers. Relee looks both terrified and excited. Alex snatches her up and puts her over his knee. His hand retracts and with a few whizzing sounds, a great big shiny metal fanny paddle emerges! Alex brings it down on Relee's cute round white-painted tushie. *CLANK CLANK CLANK*!!!

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Relee laughs and squeaks and kicks her legs with each loud CLANK! of the paddle! She rolls her metal body side to side on Alex's legs untill he activates an electromagnet to hold her in place. CLANK! CLANK CLANK! Alex keeps going on and on, "OH IT TICKLES SO MUCH!" shouts Relee, almost shrieking with high-pitched laughter!

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Alex casts an amused glance at the audience. "I think she's enjoying this a little bit too much!" The audience is injoying it too, as even more of them are yiffing, and some even spanking each other too!

"I think you've been punished enough, my adorably brainwashed assistant. Now it's time to do some tricks!" Alex lifts Relee's skirt, revealing a small black button just above her tailbase. He pushes it with a 'BOOP' and Relee begins to transform! Her body shudders and shifts, compressing, folding and turning nearly inside out. The sensations are incredible for the little squirrelbot. When her transformation is complete, her body panels shift into place and she has a roborgasm, yapping and squirting oil in a little puddle on the sawdust floor! Relee is now a clowny toy poodle, complete with windup key in her back!

The audience applauds! Alex winds up the new Relee and she begins to vibrate and whirr. "Now, up, Relee!" She hops up and balances on Alex's hand and they perform a routine full of acrobatic tricks (and some lewd ones!).

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Relee BEEPS excitedly as she transforms, it feels SO good! But then suddenly she's so small, and standing in Alex's palm... And then it's showtime!

Relee the amazing Robo-pooch activates her rocket booster and shoots through ten thousand flaming electrified chilly loud acid hoops at mach two, before pirouetting down holding a tiny umbrella in her mouth, and landing back on Alex's palm with a soft 'clink!' of metal on metal.

The crowd goes wild, cavorting and applauding in a standing orgasm! Or was it a standing ovation? There was lots of flesh flapping against flesh, either way!

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("flaming electrified chilly loud acid hoops"!?!? :D)

After the generous applause, Alex tosses her in the air, catches her in his mouth and sends her tumbling down his robo-throat into his nutrient processing chamber. He pats his belly and vibrates a bit, then splits in half down the waistline, revealing a re-squirrelified Relee seated inside him! Hooray! The audience's cheer is deafening.

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( I didn't think we were nerding it up enough, so I threw in a bit of DnD. Fire, Electricity, Cold, Sonic, and Acid are the five standard damage types for DnD )

Relee holds out her arm and reveals a dildo-shaped object in her hand... But when she pushes a button it suddenly unfolds into a tiny rocket-powered parasol! She floats out of Alex's bisected tummy and twirls around the stage so that everyone can see she's fine, before landing gracefully next to Alex and giving him a peck on the cheek. *ping!*

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Alexbot cracks his robo-whip and Relee snaps to attention in front of him, her fuzzy tail standing up stiff as... Well, you can guess what it's stiff as. ;)

Alex's big red clown nose begins to glow. Just like a lightbulb! Electricity arcs across to light up Relee's pink nose too. She closes her eyes and begins to moan in pleasure, jiggling and fidgeting from side to side. The electricity crackling between their noses is like a tickling caress on her clit!

Slowly, Alex inclines his head, and Relee begins to lift into the air! They are connected by their noses now. Alex tips his head all the way back so that Relee is perfectly balanced on the sparkly cushion of energy on the tip. She notices nothing, since she's too overwhelmed by the erotic pleasure pulses paralyzing her proboscis. The audience notices though, and applauds loudly at this dazzling display of balance.

They applaud even louder when Alex jerks his head back suddenly, sending Relee tumbling end over end through the air, landing honeypot-down precisely on his nose!

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Releebot twirls through the air gracefully as she is held paralzyed by the intense pleasure of her glowing pink nose. Then suddenly she flips over and over in mid-air and lands perfectly impaled on Alex's nose. An electric orgasm shoots through her whole body as her nose glows as bright as a headlight! Her eyes burst open as she cries out in passion, a digital sound like a screaming giggle. The throws her arms to the sides as she balances perfectly on Alex's face, a wide open "Ta-dah!" she barely manages as her body trembles with electronically orgasmic force.

The two robots are joined at the hip and face, now. Sheets of polished metal slide gently and dryly together in clean robotic erotic sensuality. What could happen next?

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"ALEX! RELEE! COMBINE!!"

Alexbot's head transforms and draws up inside Relee's robocunny. Her polymer vaginal walls stretch all around him. Pieces shift and turn and spin and lock into place all over, culminating in the emergence of an eight-foot-tall orange-furred hermaphrodite foxsquirrel robot!

The crowd goes batshit at the sight of a cock the size of a bazooka jutting from Reelex's crotch, dripping strawberry-scented organic compunds all over the ring!

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Suddenly a booming voice from off stage shouts, "RELEASE THE LION!" as a massive metal wall retracts. A huge robotic lion roars ferociously, it's boom box vocalizer shaking the bolts in the floor, before it noisly pads out onto the circus floor.

The crowd goes wild, or at least the ones that aren't orgasming. "TAME THE BEAST! TAME THE BEAST!" they cry, while Little Timmy the stage hand flings a chair and a squeeze-tube of lube at Reelex. It's time for a little lion taming!

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Reelex smirks, strikes a dramatic pose, and pulsing techno music fills the air. S/He thrusts her/his hips forward and the already-impressive erection telescopes out, not once but twice! It's a damn battleship cannon!!

The robotic lion's jaw drops.

Thus follows a crowd-on-their-feet screaming chase of the giant robot chasing the luckless robofeline all around the ring before a final pounce brings him within Reelex's grasp. With an electronic grun and a mighty plunce, Reelex completely skewers the lion from anal exhaust to mouth port! S/He spins around with the lion impaled on his/her crotch, shooting _fountains_ of delicious spooge all over the ring, and all over the fans lucky enough to be sitting in the first fifteen rows or so.

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The crowd goes wild, roaring and clawing at eachother while they stake their territory with urine and funny smelling body lotions. Beneath the spooge-wave, the orgiastic celebration continues while the assembled hordes of yiffers don their dildo-shaped personal breathing devices.

In the ring, the massive robotic lion-roast adequately distracts Reelex long enough for his sneaky massive robotic lioness mate to jam three oil-drum sized batteries up the fused robot's mechanical tuckus! A shocking jolt of electrical power courses through the mighty robot, energizing the spooge-cannon and launching the waves of sperm further into the audience, calming the riotous outbreak of wilderness instinct with a soothing wave of empathic gism.

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The blast of electric energy explodes Reelex in half with a humongous and very entertaining explosion! The crowd bellows and each robot half clunks down on opposite ends of the ring. They quickly unfold back into Alexbot and Releebot and take a bow. More cheers and spoogings. People are even peeing into the ring in appreciation!

But amidst the 'Hurrah!'s' of the crows, our robotic duo has forgotten about the hungry robolions! Both big catbots leap and pounce on the fox and squirrel. Grinning at the audience with perfect showmanship, Alex and Relee are tipped up and begin sliding feetfirst down the lions' throats. The center ring even slowly revolves, so everyone can get a good look.

Inside the lions are huge spinning grinding gears, which tear and shred Alex & Relee's feet to tangled metal ribbons. They coo in delight as, to a robot, this feels just like a really good skritching! They continue to descend into those powerful robot-consuming gears until, with one last smile to the audience, they are completely obliterated.

The lions then stand back-to-back, squat, and their rear hatches open. Out pop two compressed cubes of shredded robot bits. Each with a pair of eyes on them, looking bewildered and a bit dizzy, but thoroughly satisfied!

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The houselights go down after a minute, and one-wheeled ovoid cleaning droids wheel themselves into the center ring. They are carrying antique wooden bristly push-brooms, and slide them bristly across the dirt floor of the big-top tent. Alexcube and Releecube are pushed by the bristly brooms bit by bit across the floor before they're tipped over into square-shaped holes at the edge of the platform, tumbling down a chute into darkness.

The chute route ends when Alexcube and Releecube land with a THUD! onto a thick black rubber platform, which bends forward on springs to dump the duo into a vat of black liquid rubber and nanoassemblers. The tiny machines melt down Alexcube and Releecube into their base mechanics and slip their AIs into new bodies, hidden by the tarlike nanomuck.

After a few moments a tar-black hose-like arm with a four-digit hand thrusts itself into the air and grabs a nearby hand rail. Within seconds, another arm just like it but on the other side of the pool bursts forth grasps the handrail there. Slowly two black, shiny, rubbery forms drag themselves out of the inky black sludge. First comes Alex in his shiny new body, a pure black sphere with rubber-hose arms and legs and a stylized fox-head, all in pure black. Across the way, Relee pulls herself onto the solid metal floor. Her body matches Alex's almost exactly, save that her tail is larger and fuller, curling into an S shape behind her, and her muzzle is a bit shorter.

The two pure black forms take one step forward before being stopped as strange nozzles on robotic arms suddenly appear before their faces. With a sudden SPRITZ! of paint, the pure black eyes become pure white, blinking a few times as black pie-plate irises form. The white nozzles spray right up their muzzles, leaving a mask-like face with a bulbous black nose on both of them. In an automatic movement the two black forms hold out their four-fingered hands to the nozzled mechanical arms and in an instant they sport matching white gloves. As they raise their eyes and turn their heads to notice eachother, a pair of large white gloves on robot arms reach down and forcefully turn their heads away from eachother before pushing them forward with a pat on the bum and sending the pair through a doorway marked "Dressing Room".

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Passing a mirror on the way to the dressing room, Alex admires himself for a momemt. "Hmmmm. Shades of Two Tone Town! I look quite a bit like Foxy in this form!"

"You look foxy whatever form you're in!" Relee kids.

"Oh, you!" Alex winks and pinches her on the bum, and her rubber squeaks just as loud as she does!

In the dressing room, neither of them are surprised to find that all the available costumes are either black, white or shades of grey. "These toon shoes look like big potatoes," Alex remarks.

Relee picks up a very Minnie-like dress and rubs her cheek on it, chittering at the texture and sound it makes. Also unsurprisingly, the clothese here are all made of the same rubbery 'toonstuff' as the fox and squirrel themselves. True to the time period, a few even seem to be alive!

The circus has thoughtfully provided the two performers plenty of time to play around in their new forms before the next show, so Alex and Relee simply have fun trying on various articles of clothing and giggle a lot.

Alex finds Relee quite cute with an immense rubber polka-dot bow in her hair. He snuggles up to her, their skin making noises like to randy balloons, and whispers in her squirrely ear, "Say, wanna see just how loud two rubbertoons rubbing together can get...?" She shivers as he runs a paw slowly up her bottom, the friction making a squeal to shatter windows!

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Relee lets out a more vocal squeal as a powerful vibration runs through her body. "Golly-gosh Alex, that felt... that felt! Oh here!" she says, reaching down and slowly rubbing her rubber palm up along Alex's tush with a loud stretchy SQUEEEEEEAK!

Alex feels it too, a powerfully pleasureful sensation coursing through his body along with the vibration. Alex and Relee look at eachother as their cartoony faces pull out into wide grins for only a moment before they embrace and begin noisily rubbing every bit of their bodies against eachother. It feels magnificent! The black and white pair snuggle squeakily for what feels like hours, untill finally laying on their backs on the floor, panting. Though their new bodies have nearly limitless endurance, a cartoon compulsion forces them to rest now and then.

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A knock on the door interrupts the duo. "You're on in five minutes! The classic cat-and-mouse routine this time!"

"Awwwww," pouts Relee, "I could stay here and make you squeak all day..."

"Me too, my little sciuridae," Alex replies, and honks her rubber nose.

They quickly get into costume; Alex in tattered Big Bad Wolf-ish clothes that make him look like a tough customer; Relee in a frilly little poof of a dress that ratchets up her girliness. She finishes with grey rubber lipstick and puts on the big hair bow again.

In the nearby auditorium, the curtains open on a black-and-white woodland scene. To the audience, everything looks just like a living cartoon. Relee flounces out with a "Tra la la!" and proceeds to pick big smiling cartoon daisies and put them in a basket, giving the audience frequent peeks at her enormous puffy bloomers each time.

"Hiya, folks!" she says to the audience. "I am a sweet, innocent, helpless little squirrelgirl! I am out picking daisies, and am aaallll aloooone. Gosh, I sure hope there are no bad predators in these woods, who would like to trap and pounce and ravage me!" The audience giggles darkly at such blatant erotic foreshadowing.

Then... Enter the predator! Alex swoops in from stage left. "Ha ha ha! A little squirrel! I'll have her for my dinner!" He turns to the audience and stage whispers, "...among other things!"

"Oh, eeeeeek!" Relee screams Minnie-perfect. She rushes to the side of the stage where a large trunk is open. A label on it reads: 'Swell Stuff To Maim Toon Characters With'. She grabs a mallet nearly bigger than her whole petite body and rushes back to whack Alex over the head with it.

BOI-OI-OI-OI-OINGG!!! Since he's a rubbertoon, Alex accordion-squashes for a second, then bounces back. And with an obvious tent in his pants!

He eyes Relee mock-disappointedly. "That's not how you hit a fox over the head!" He dashes over to an identical trunk on his side of the stage, returning with a mallet TWICE as big as himself. "THIS is how you hit someone over the head!" Relee has just enough time for an 'Oh boy, I'm screwed!' look to the audience as Alex brings the hammer down and squashes her completely flat!

Relee feels the impact of the mallet, but it's nothing like what she'd normally expect. She can't resist a loud moan of pleasure as she is flattened to about an inch thick! "OoooooOOOOOHHH!!"

Alex raises the mallet, now with a perfectly-disk-shaped squirrel stuck to it. He peels her off with a loud squelchy sound and wobbles her in front of the audience, who are howling with laughter and also jerking off. From Relee's flattened expression, and the wet spot on her exposed panties, they can tell how much she's enjoying this!

Why? Well, because her and Alex's bodies are made of a special near-liquid rubber that not only self-repairs almost instantly, but also reacts with intense positive feelings to any kind of modulation. Meaning that the more they get squashed, sliced, pulled apart, exploded to bits or even eaten, the better it'll feel!

"Like that, sweetiesquirrel?" Alex whispers to her.

"Mmmmmmmm! You betcha!"

"Well then, what are you waiting for? Retaliate!" he says with a goofy, eager grin.

Relee peels off her paw, sticks her thumb in her mouth and inflates herself back to normal with a *POP*. Then runs off with a great big grin for that trunk again!

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Relee wheels around and rolls out a little cannon from behind a bush. She quickly puts on a captain's hat and shouts, "FIRE!" before pulling on the rope that fires the cannon. A huge black ball, bigger than the cannon that fired it, blasts right into and through Alex's chest, leaving a gaping circular hole!

Alex turns to the audience to show it off, while Relee sneaks behind him and waves at the audience through the hole. Alex notices Relee and jumps, shouting, "Oh hey there watch out! It's my turn now sister!" as he runs over to his side of the stage.

Relee puts a finger to her chin in a cartoony expression of contemplation, as she wonders what Alex will do. Then suddenly he appears, hole mysteriously repaired, and holding a 1960's style atomic ray gun! Alex pulls the trigger and a blast of black and white ray-gun beam zaps Relee, who turns into a neat pile of ashes with eyes. Her eyes are closed though, in an expression of orgasmic bliss.

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(Three paragraphs is plenty! And I *adore* toon disintegration with the little eyeballs remaining!! :D)

Alex 'Eep!'s in delight at how cute Relee looks as a little pile of squirrel-and-rubber-scented dust. He prances over and blows on her to make her particles poof up and dance in the air. The audible chitter lets everyone in earshot know how much Relee is enjoying her new disintegrated state. "Ooooooh! I never thought *I'd* get such a nice blowjob!" she squeaks.

Alex quickly dashes offstage and returns wheeling along a mammoth device with ominous-looking electronics all over it. He steps in, pushes a big, blinking button and with a 'VOOOSH' is transmogrified! He pops out as a cute toony vacuum cleaner/fox hybrid! He scuttles over and with a happy vroom, begins to suck up every last speck of Relee. Being vortex'd up inside Alex is quite thrilling, and it's nice and cozy inside his warm vacuum bag.

Alex-vac hums contentedly to the audience's applause. But what's this? His bag seems to be getting bigger. And bigger! Soon, with a deafening pop, a perfectly-reformed Relee bursts out with a hearty "Ta-DAAA!!!"

To get her gleeful revenge on her friendly predator, Relee pulls a comically-oversized lever (which has appeared out of nowhere) and suddenly half the stage is filled with enormous grinding, clanking toon clockwork! Alex has re-formed back to normal, but is still a bit dizzy as Relee lifts him up and prepares to toss him into the colossal gears' hungry teeth. He holds up a little sign to the audience: 'Yikes!'. But everyone can clearly see his black rubber boner as he's flung in and quickly stretched and squashed beyond recognizability. He looks like he's in a taffy pull!

Relee bounces up and down, cheering her victory. But uh oh! Her dress has gotten caught in the machinery too! She has just enough time to hold up a 'Yikes!' sign of her own before she's pulled in and joins Alex in the merciless toon-squishing metal. The gears twist her rubber self into unimaginable contortions, and the more the squirrel and fox stretch and squish and wrap around each other, the more they cry out in explosive rubber lust!

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(( This post was brought to you in part by this music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTztR_y9iHc and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jH2n09OMbg ))

Round and round the two toons turn untill with an elastic snap they simultaneously shoot through the air like sprung rubber bands. Alex lands first, straight as an arrow, his head plunged into a giant archery target. Relee lands second with a loud KOOSH! in a humungous pillow, blasting white feathers everywhere.

Relee quickly hops to her feet and brushes herself down, but then she looks over and sees Alex has got his head stuck in the archery target! His neck is stretched out three times the length of his body as he pushes and struggles. Relee points at him and laughs a quick laugh, then runs over to her trunk of toys to take advantage of the situation.

Relee puts on a wide-brimmed black hat and pulls out a great big black cauldron that she rolls across the stage to place under Alex, followed by some black-and-white firewood that she pulled out of nowhere. ScrrrrachPHUM! She lights a match and lights the kindling, setting the pot a-boiling. Finally prepared, she grabs Alex by the ankles and yanks him out of the target with a quick tug, SPLASH! right into the brew.

"Double-double, toil and trouble... Cauldron burn and cauldron bubble! Tee-hee!" says Relee in a sing-song voice hardly befitting any kind of witch. "But this ain't no fox stew, oh no. This is my magic brew, oh yes!" Relee stirs the pot with a big spoon, giggling madly as Alex slowly twirls round and round with a grin on his face. At first it seems like nothing is happening, but then Alex starts to melt! Melt melt melt away, into a black and white foxy-face floating on the surface of the soup. CLANG CLANG CLANG! goes Relee with her spoon on the side of the pot, "Foxy-woxy in the pot, who's the cutest girl you've got? Tee-hee!" says Relee, still giggling excitedly.

Alex's face wavers and quavers on the skin of the soup, and speaks in a voice digitally enhanced with reverberation and chimes. "There's no contest for the cutest girl, it's my special pal Relee the Squirrel!" says Alex, catching the rhyming bug with that handsome grin still on his face.

Relee throws her hands into the air and shouts, "Yippie-dippy, I knew it was true! Now here's another trick, just for you!" before pulling out a huge black-and-white bubble wand! She dips the wand in the brew three times, and lifts it out with Alex's face plastered over the front. Next she winds up and spins the bubble-wand in a big circle, and air fills up Alex's new balloon body, leaving him floating around the stage!

(( Hee hee, your turn now balloon boy. I hope you don't mind I gave you a brief speaking role. <3 Sorry it's so long, after we agreed to try and make short ones. But, let's just say I'm making up for the fact that I haven't written a reply in three weeks. ^.^;; At this rate, we should be done this section of the RP in about a year. Hopefully I'll speedapu! soon. Oh and be sure to reply to this post, and not to the picture itself, or it won't notify me that you made a reply. <3 ))

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('koosh' as a sound effect = brilliant)

Relee chitters in delight to see Alex floating about as a swirly foxbubble. He rather enjoys his roundness too, though he's not so hot on the rhyming thing. "You cannot make me talk in rhyme," he says. He holds it in as long as possible, his rounded muzzle quivering with effort, then finally can't take it anymore. "...I like pies made with key lime!!"

Relee laughs out loud at him. "Silly foxy! You're no match, for this potent witches' batch!"

Alex smiles craftily. "Maybe so, but now I fear, turnabout's fair play, my dear!" With that, he zooms towards Relee and bounces her into the pot! Relee shrieks and splooshes brew all over. Alex bounces to and fro as he giggles.

The foxbubble concentrates and is able to take on a roughly-anthro shape, though still transparent, rounded and light as a feather. He stirs the brew to get Relee good and melted too, then dips in the wand and makes her a squirrelbubble!

The crowd 'ooh's and 'ahh's as Relee floats offstage and circles above their heads for a bit. "I'm feeling quite light-headed now. I'll get that tricky fox somehow!"

Relee lands back on stage and reshapes herself into a vaguely-squirrelish form. She jiggles over to Alex, intent on more mischief. Alex holds up his paws in surrendeer. "Now now, Relee! Let's not fight! Time's up for our show tonight!"

Relee looks offstage to a big clock and sees that, yes indeed, their time's up for tonight. Time to cast off their costumes and be sent into their sleep-pods for another busy day at the circus. And maybe just a little more fooling around before then. ;)

The two cute bubblefurs bounce close and hold paws. Together, they address the audience. "We hope you've liked tonight's big top! But now it's time for us to-"

Relee and Alex lean in close, share a fond smile together, and pucker up for one more kiss...

**POP!!**

The two bubbles burst, an orgasmic sensation of pure joy, and little sparkling droplets splash all over the stage. As the audience gives them a standing ovation, the fox and squirrel drip down through the floorboards to the performer-reconstitution machines...

All Content Copyright Arthur Payne, AKA Relee the Squirrel

Last Update: April 18, 2009